do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago